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Yeah, there's a girl in my spin class I'm kinda attracted to. Wait, Jenny, you once dated a girl? Gross guys hit on you. No Lexington bay hookers, we have drinks.
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You look down at the actually-decent-looking and normal-seeming guys conducting what seem like business meetings close to the stage and wonder what their deal is. They walk among us.
They go to bars we go to, and we let them buy us mojitos, and what if we end up married to one. You see a couple getting a lap dance and admire their open-mindedness.
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You think you're becoming BFFs with a friendly stripper until Boulder date realize she just wants a hundy. But you're not Nas, so you give her five dollars and feel slightly crestfallen that she doesn't want to have a slumber party.
You're so hungover the next day that you want to die. Rihanna doesn't get hangovers. She's developed an immunity.