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After a full days hike, you'll probably want to "freshen up".
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That said, sex outside can be fun. Depending on the temperature and the sleeping bag material, though, it can be rather I'd recommend doggy-style or face-to-face standing up, perhaps against a tree as noted above, watch out for poison ivy. I've gotten caught having sex in a public park before, but all the cop did was make sure we were both over eighteen and saw us back to our car.
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